My Body is a World Class Lab

I'm conducting ground breaking research on a rare skin disease - (PRP). And I have a great lab - My Body.  It is immediately accessible -24/7...  it reports test results instantly-(no bureaucratic system or Doc filtering delays). . and I have total control in administering, viewing and interpreting results.  Currently, I'm performing tests with Coconut Oil, Vaseline, Acidophilus, Triamcinolone steroid cream, and Prednisone.  The left side of my body excluding head, hands and feet is covered in Coconut Oil and the right side in Triamcinolone Steroid Creme.  Head (hair and face) have Coconut Oil. Hands  have Vaseline.  Feet currently have coconut oil covered with Vaseline.

Results so far?  Too early to tell definitively, but here's what is exciting and encouraging.  Coconut Oil seems to be as effective as the Steroid Creme .. maybe even better.  Vaseline is keeping me walking.  Without it I could only walk on my toes yesterday as my soles were cracked and too painful on which to put pressure.  My hands are way, way better than they were a week ago, before Vaseline, when they were scaling and peeling badly.  As for my face.  A friend exclaimed "you look great .. much better than a week ago" ,, the surprise and enthusiasm mirrored by others with similar responses makes me think this was more than polite, ie: good research evidence.
Who would have thought I would have the chance to reinvent myself as a medical researcher - a fascinating occupation with potentially hugely rewarding benefits to me and others.  For this I give thanks -- to my rare disease .. and a truly world class lab.  To see the results of this research click here.